3.29.2009

the spice tour: the beginning of the posse

the spice tour per se was mediocre. we piled into a van, drove to some plantations, and tasted various parts of various plants. the medicinal explanations were pseudo-interesting, but by the third one, they all started bleeding together (except that nutmeg is an aphrodisiac). they even cheated by showing us starfruit, jackfruit, and rambutan (which aren't spices last time i checked). after trudging around a while, they sold us some henna, some spices boats, some ointments, and fed us a spiced lunch (fragrant rice, veggie curry, chapati, kale) (it wasn't that spicy, but it was nice anyways).

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after lunch, we headed for the slave caves, where the sultan hid his slaves after the british abolished slavery (the slaves spent nights in the caves, which were accessible only by rope at the time). i was all prepared to be unimpressed, but the narrator had an interesting lilt in his speech, and he wove a python god story, which was made all the more convincing by the hotdog sized millipedes and the skittering bugs in the halflight. anyone with any ambition (eg for public office) needs to go down the tunnel at midnight and ask the python god's permission/blessing. we emerged from the slave caves grateful and spooked and took hidden stairs down to the most beautiful white sand beach i've ever seen. we were the only ones there. the water was clear turquoise. limestone cliffs rose to hide their treasure from public view. we swam out to a fishing boat and lounged on it for the rest of our time. so this is paradise.

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but the spice tour was the best thing we did in africa. we (jakob, erika, and i) met 8 other awesome people, all youngish, all backpackers, (almost) all headed to nungwi the next day (nungwi is a beach north of stone town). role call:

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    lucy the crazy artist. "i was in a sex show once" (all conversations at the dinner table stop. "i mean, not IN a sex show, but i watched one. a woman was shooting darts out of her hoo-ha"). screams at everything. a grandmother who said, "it's the whiskey, my child, the whiskey." (as in, whiskey was the answer to her good health. when this same grandmother started losing her hearing, lucy would sit and sketch stories with her). unkempt hair, sweet smile, manages to be late and considerate in the same breath. makes friends with all the natives. more trusting than she should be. more honest than most. studied art at bristol for a year, went to florence to get a more classical education, painted in lamu for a month, and is soon returning to florence.
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    rupert the devious artist. public school boy with amazing manners but a shocking but not profane vocabulary (ever heard of a fruit basket?) that he uses to steer conversations quickly south (ash's terminology). almost date raped, which after the initial freakout, he managed to take as a compliment (how else could he take it anyways?) (we think his drink was spiked. he disappeared for 40 min on the beach, returned groggy, memoryless, walletless). rupert and lucy are traveling together, but they are not together. rupert also painted for a month in lamu, and will soon be in florence.
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    ash the traveler. perky south african who wakes up chattering. studies interior design. drove her dad's souped up 4x4 from south africa, camping and cooking along the way. the car has a fridge and a snorkel. buys everything in pink, but claims her favorite color is gray. loves donkeys. tells her mom everything. we have surprisingly similar shopping tastes, considering. after zanzibar, erika and i caught a ride with her party truck to mombasa and crashed at her mom's timeshare for a week. we dragged her by bus to lamu for a couple days in the middle of that week, and she absolutely loved it. two bruises, one on each leg from the same bus armrest. she ran into it on the way onto the bus and again on the way out of the bus. ash eventually hooked up wtih gerwin, followed him to germany, and they will both visit me in london this month. exciting stuff!
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    gerwin the german. lived in south africa for 6 months studying english. traveling with ash and simon. looks like a partyer, but is surprisingly laid back and mellow. triathloner, but had a surgery 2 years ago that extended one of his legs 6 cms (he was born with it 6 cm shorter, and they had to wait for him to stop growing before they could break his leg and stretch it with metal poles). still in amazing shape. packed a huge tub of protein powder into the car and hasn't used it once. stubborn but friendly. always smiling.
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    simon the fink. this kid has more than 1 screw loose. he hits on every girl he meets (lying about his girlfriend until he's sure he has no shot whatsoever, and then he tells ppl that he has a son, which turns into his nephew in subsequent versions of the story, but morphs back into his son again when he likes--i wonder if he had him with his sister). it's hard to describe what's wrong with this guy. he's negative, pessimistic, rude, untrustworthy, lazy, and ugly. he's homophobic, misogynic, and surly--a self-pitying meathead who's stuck in the adolescent phase of life where you write poems and feel all alone, except he's never heard of a poem and probably doesn't know how to read. he constantly makes snide comments under his breath, is incapable of having fun, and never does his share of the work--which can be really annoying when you're camping with him. it got so bad that ash and gerwin sent him home yesterday (they gave him his share of the money and told him to buy a plane ticket back to johannesburg). in retaliation, he stole KSH2000 of the money we had collected for the hotel tab, hinted that the roomservice stole it, and made us all give him KSH400 more each. erika accused him pointblank and almost punched him in the face. go erika! he had a stroke while playing rugby about 2 years ago, gained a lot of weight, is now fully recovered, but uses it as another excuse to feel sorry for himself. he works as a safari guide on a game ranch in south africa, and thinks that he is so grownup and mature for it. we've heard so many stories about his animal encounters, in excruciating detail, complete with mimicked animal noises. this kid loudly made fun of the muslim prayer calls while sitting in a public restaurant in a fully muslim country. stupid.
  • nadin the outgoing schoolteacher. german who makes friends at the drop of a hat. most complete swahili knowledge out of all of us. eats nightly at the open air market.
  • jeanette the wise. interior designer who's been traveling for ages. joined ash, simon, and gerwin for a leg of their trip. eldest of the group.
  • bastion and claudia, the couple. soft spoken german couple. he works for lufthansa...she, i think, is a student. he wore funky plastic glasses. walked back thru the maze of cats from mercury to the hostel.
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    jakob the constant companion. we met him on our kili trek, using him, his dad, and claudius as our pacers. we didn't realize till the second to last day that claudius didn't speak any english. they descended the mtn a day before us, and we promised to find each other in zanzibar. instead, we found that two days of our safaris overlapped (which is strange b/c erika and i planned our safari completely off the cuff)...met in zanzibar a couple of days later, and hung out until he returned to frankfurt. apparently, ppl from frankfurt are called frankfurters, ppl from berlin are called berliners (jelly donuts), ppl from hamburg are called hamburgers...

3.28.2009

by the way

somebody better post about foolsfest (!!!)

zanzibar

what is there to say about zanzibar except that it's a postcard. likely the most picture perfect place i've ever been.

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we arrived in the afternoon, surprised at how aggressively the burka'd women would shove their matronly, mountainous bellies into the throng, swimming past us with henna'd hands and sausage arms, mindless of the little children (theirs) who bobbed along in the crowd.

once i fought my way off the boat (one arm around my drum, the other my purse, and the bow and arrow slung across my bag), the breeze soothed me immediately. zanzibar is cooler than the mainland. the old stone town is a labryinthe of alleyways, bullied by the unruly buildings, crooked paths laboriously carving their way amongst the shops, houses, and mosques. incomplete street cats littered the dust, yowling and fighting and lounging. they missed eyes, ears, tails, as if there weren't enough parts to go around.

that first night, we stowed our stuff at the flamingo guesthouse (our predetermined rendezvous with jakob, who would arrive the next day), and set off to find dinner. we ended up at monsoon, where we sat on the cushioned floor and listened to the live taraab (taarab?) group. the drummer was amazing. he could make that drum talk (stroking, soothing, prodding, beating). a violin and a 11 stringed lute completed the ensemble. i started with passionfruit calamari salad, had the king fish in coconut ginger sauce with coconut rice, greens, potatoes (i think), and mango salsa (traded the salsa for erika's greens). i finished with coconut ice cream in a bowl. the night was as exotic as our spiced tea and brown sugar cakes, as chill as our passion coladas. just an amazing vibe.

taarab band zanzibar


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we rolled home stuffed like the fat moon low in the sky. couldn't wait for tomorrow, when we'd make it a point to get lost in stown town.

we spent the entire next day shopping, stopping to have lunch at a vegetarian indian restaurant. the highlight was the passion lassi. that, and the volume. they'd refill your plate as often as you liked...which come to think of it, is not that surprising given the number of indian buffets, but it was unexpected in africa, so i took advantage. we met jakob in the afternoon (after getting amazingly lost which made us 40 minutes late). for dinner, the three of us went to the two tables restaurant, a very literally named private kitchen. we met a south african couple who shared their white wine and our table (the owner of the restaurant was muslim, so he didn't serve any alcohol but didn't mind if we partook). they were the first of the good friends we'd meet in zanzibar. we ate course after course of curry this and coconut that. there must've been 3 starch courses alone. by the time he introduced his signature fruit juice blend, our stomachs were too stretched to finish even 1 jug. we capped the night off at mercury's, but erika and i were both too full to drink much of anything (the bar is named after freddie mercury, who was born in zanzibar).

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dried seafood at market zanzibar


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the next morning we ate an early breakfast on the rooftop of the guesthouse, shielded from the heat by the hanging linen. then we set off on the spice tour that would shape the rest of our trip.

jakob, erika, and the stereotypical german nurse zanzibar

a play in two acts

when southerners fall in love, it's always with an ideal. it's the heat. it makes everything shimmer, blurs the edges. you see horses where there are none, metal glinting in the sun. when southerners fall out of love, it's always with sarcasm, laying "pumpkins" and "sugarplums" like barbed wire under skin, dulled only by the hard liquors, and then only for a while.

me, i've always imagined on a donkey, in a skirt, kicking up dust clouds.

you can yell the love story from rooftops to strangers, but the bumps you keep to yourself. otherwise, the faces become masks and the eyes go away. the tongues make clucking noises, but even they are dry in their sympathies.

they make me tired in a tennessee williams way.

sorry, i get like this when i don't sleep a lot. and by that, i mean cryptic.

3.25.2009

and another thing about the safari...

puffs of ostrich rose out of the flat grass plains, like bushes with legs. immediately identifiable.

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the monogamous dikdik, smallest of the antelope, was barely a miniature rocking horse.

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a cloud of flamingos floating above lake manyera (in squinting distance) would shed wisps of pink smoke as birds took flight.


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the gassy hippos shared a pond with a constantly fluffing water bird. it was like listening to a percussion band.

i love watching the masai and their regal, long legged walk. they have beautiful posture--straight and relaxed, swinging along behind their cattle. up close, you can see their holey ears and decorative scars. they're all ridiculously tall too. they're allowed to graze their cattle in the ngorogoro crater, amongst the zebra, wildebeest, hyenas, and lions. no wonder they carry such formidable weapons (huge spears, but their shields resemble umbrellas--useless against nothing sharper than water).

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around the resorts where we are, there are lots of plastic masai--ppl who pretend to be masai so they can sell you trinkets. their identity is betrayed by their walk. at the timeshare in mombasa, they hosted a masai market. all the fake masai were herded into the tennis court under the blazing sun, where they peered out at the white tourists lounging in the swimming pool. it was like watching animals in a cage. depressing. when i passed, they didn't have a single customer, and no wonder. i think anyone who walked into that tennis court would've been pounced.

(most photos courtesy of jakob and his huge lens)

3.13.2009

safari

just got back from our 4 day safari. one day in lake manyera, one day in serengeti, and one day in ngorogoro crater (yeah, that doesn't really add up to 4 days, but add in the transportation and there you have it). ngorogoro crater was definitely the best day. some highlights:

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  • bumping into jakob again near a pond of gaseous hippos. and then twice more, at various campsites. i'd swear he's following us, except he always arrives before we do.
  • sereptitiously driving off road in serengeti to track a pregnant cheetah (we didn't know she was pregnant at the time, not that we would've given her any quarter had we known)
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  • finding a colony of prairiedog-like rodents behind the bathrooms of our serengeti camp. they had an elaborate system of tunnels and they'd stand up on their hindlegs to investigate strange noises (like the clicking of cameras...not bathroom noises).
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  • going for our dawn gamedrive in serengeti and finding a dead hippo (legs akimbo--skyward). we tried to direct all vulture and hyena traffic its way.
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  • skidding out of serengeti in the rain. the roads had turned pretty messy, and our brave mystery machine hydroplaned in the mud more than once (the other safari-goers (who were mostly white haired retirees in full khaki outfits toting intimidating cameras) drove around in cool range rovers while we got a flatnosed scoobydoo van). linn got splashed pretty well from a puddle we drove through, but otherwise, we emerged jostled but unscathed. full props to bernard, the driver/guide (fuller props to mchina, our chef/cook--he fed us WELL. the double title is handed to him by the safari company, who probably feels like he needs something to balance bernard's driver/guide role). nothing like the element of danger to add flavor.
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  • bernard introduced a bird with a curiously thick (and furry looking) neck as the "bastard". i'm sure we heard him wrong, i think it's actually called the battalliard (or something), but the name stuck. we had a fun time shouting at all the dirty bastards. freddy even came up with a dorky theme song for whenever one arrived on the scene (dooby dooby dooby dooby).
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  • kili time (make the most of it) with linn and frederick, our fellow safari-ists from sweden. linn had some trouble finishing her beer one night and decided that the stuff would go down easier if she poored it into a teacup and drank it out of a hollowed out greenbean. after freddy spent ages prodding and squeezing the beans out of the casing, linn took one half-hearted sip and declared that the bean turned the beer too salty. poor freddy ended up slowly slurping the beer out of the bean, just as a proof of concept of his handmade straw.
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  • camping on the rim of ngorogoro crater and being woken up at 2am by a family of munching buffalo--i thought they were rhino at the time--they were HUGE, and they chomped grass with a mighty ripping sound.
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  • at around 2:30am, we sneak out of our tents again, this time to see a bush pig rooting into linn and freddy's tent. the pig managed to enter the fly and rip a hole in the tent before freddy aimed a kick at his nose that sent him scampering.
  • entering the crater and seeing swarms of zebra, wildebeest, buffalo, and deer.
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  • spotting the elusive black rhino, sleeping in the distance with it's baby.
  • finding a pond of muddy hippos. every once in a while, one of them would roll over in the water, showing it's soft pink underbelly.
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  • the family of baby warthogs wallowing in the road (when i was a young warthog....when he was a young WARRRTHOOOG!) (psssst, we went thru all the characters of the lion king, asking our guide if their names meant anything in swahili. aside from simba (lion) and rafiki (friend), the only word that had meaning was pumba (sawdust). our guide was mighty confused by the other names, and we forgot what the 2 hyenas were called...but ed doesn't mean anything in swahili in case you're wondering). warthogs run with their tails pointed straight up in the air. this led to an argument between erika and i about whether rats run with their tails straight out behind them or dragging on the ground. anyone care to enlighten?
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  • the fucking lions! the female would get up first, stretch, look toward the male. the male would wait a good beat (no one wants to seem too easy), mount her, and start licking her head. 5 seconds later, it'd be over (that's generous timing too). the male lion doesn't make a single sound the whole way through. then they'd both flop over, sleep for 5 min, and start the process all over again (yes we watched it more than once. the angle the first time wasn't quite to our liking). our guide said that honeymooning lions will go like that for days, doing it about 60 times a day. sometimes the male lion will have 2 females with him, in which case he doesn't rest the full five minutes, but bounces back and forth between the two females. cool eh?
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  • picnicing near a herd of zebra and a bunch of kites. bernard wouldn't let us sit outside b/c of the circling kites, but after i spilled my chicken on my lap and kicked over my coke, i decided that i'd brave the birds. bernard even came over to act as "security". whenever a kite circled too close, he would pretend to throw something at it, and it would fly higher. in the split second that bernard turned to talk to mchina, a kite dove and snatched the chicken from my hand. bernard was only 5 meters away too! some security. that will come out of his tip :-).
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  • while i was still sitting in the scoobyvan like a good girl, a small, intrepid, yellow bird would fly into the roofhatch and steal macaroni off our plates. the football shaped partridge/turkey-looking-things with blue necks and bright red waddles would crowd the van door to hop at the macaroni in my hand (if i held it out to them, just out of their reach).
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  • sticking my head out of the roof hatch and catching a fly full in the mouth. it was bound to happen sooner or later.
ngorogoro made the safari worthwhile. otherwise, i'd say it was a lot of sitting in a car and watching. i don't know what i was expecting exactly, but the word safari sounds so exotic and exciting...(it's like the word fatfree in the US...ppl tack it onto exactly everything that they can. even in mbita, we'd see signs for "safari beach hotel". ha! yeah right, and next you're gonna sell me a bridge?).

it's just a matter of expectations, i guess. the majority of other ppl we saw on safari were elderly pensioners--potbellied, skinny-legged men sporting way too many pockets. everyone wore the same hat too. the logos on their vehicles would say things like, "it's rough, it's dusty, but it's an adventure!" but if a bunch of 60 yr olds can do it...how rough is it really going to get? plus, driving, you're still rather insulated from the animals. even when you do find the lion or cheetah, most of the time they're sleeping. and you didn't do any work for it, so it doesn't feel very rewarding. if i do this again, i'd prolly opt for a walking safari or a biking one. not having a car between you and the animals is really different. the buffalo at camp, for example. that was exciting. sleeping lions from a car? not so much.

tomorrow we're off to zanzibar to meet jakob again (this time, planned). maybe we'll see some giant manta rays!

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once again, all good photos courtesy of jakob.