double trouble and bubble

i love pepperidge farm verona cookies. they're the oft overlooked fruit ones. The sidepanel of the packaging describes the Art of a Cookie, which i thought would be a pseudo-recipe...you know, like, with ingredients and what not (the finest handpicked flours, etc). instead, the first thing it lists is: THE SOUL OF A BAKER! oh yeah, find a baker, pluck out his soul, spray it thrice with the spit of the fire-bellied toad (bombina bombina), and there you have your raspberry filling.

my coworker is a goat. like a goat, rushabh is a herbivore, but other than meat, he'll eat anything. today, he ordered vegetable buns from crystal jade, and we caught him eating the buns along with the paper on which they're steamed. also, those extra 8 peeps that merrick left from yesterday? yep, rushabh ate those too, all while muttering about how mediocre they are. reminds me of that simpsons episode where homer accidentally boils his pet lobster (oh sob...i miss him...marge pass the butter).