if i sit on your face and fart, it only means i'm a fan

what do you do when there's a bug in your stir-fried romaine lettuce for which you're only paying $1? do you

1. stop eating immediately, pay your bill, and sneak out of the restaurant before anyone notices
2. complain until they take it off your bill
3. pick it out and keep eating

tune-in next time to figure out what i did under such extenuating circumstances.

i now know why elvo likes hk so much. they have dipped cones at mcdonalds! in two flavors nonetheless--raspberry and chocolate--for only 5 HKD! and you can get a double cheeseburger for 8 HKD (which is roughly equivalent to $1).

the city is rife with hello kitty, maru maru badzpenguin or whatever you call that badass penguin dude, pooh bear, and others. i even found astroboy toilet seats!