12.17.2007

a memo to my adult self re disciplining future children:

1. make the suckers jump rope for punishment (thanks minwah)

2. have family bouncing circles to recount daily news (did you enjoy school today? (bounce bounce)). it'll be our version of family prayer or whatever it was that families normally did together (before tv, video games, and slim shady ruined the american youth).

3. serve up chocolate cereal as dessert (always plan for dessert).

1 comment:

alice said...

have family bouncing circles to recount daily news
- that reminds me of that weird planet in a wrinkle in time where all the kids bounced balls in perfect time outside their perfectly normal homes.

speaking of which, i'm coming out to beijing the 1st week of march and then coming out to hong kong towards the end of the summer - you wouldn't happen to be around then, would you?